Gossip Guru Banne Chala CPO
A raw Desi Hip-Hop track where a CPO confidently raps about becoming a gossip guru, delivered with a distinct Mumbaikar attitude.
Yo, yo, mic check...
Yo, yo, mic check...
Latest news flash, seedha office ke floor se!
Apna Product Manager, ab CPO banne ke zor mein!
Yeah...
let's talk about it. (
Verse one) Suno iski story, yeh PM tha shaana, Par iska ek hi
sapna, CPO ban jaana!
Har meeting mein gyaan, 'The user is king!'
Asli user toh tu hai, of gossiping!
Bhai, tu sabke professional life ki bajata hai bell!
'Empathy map' banata tha on the screen, Asli research thi iski,
'kis team mein ban raha hai naya scene'!
Roadmap pe kam, logon pe dhyaan zyaada, Har department se iska tha
pakka waada! "
Main laaunga khabar, tum dena masala," Yeh PM nahi, office ka
news-wala!
Chai pe charcha, coffee pe khulasa, Yeh CPO nahi, banega 'Chief
Gossip Officer', saala!
Marketing waalon ki nayi party kidhar hai?
Apne PM ko sab khabar hai!
Yeh meeting mein aata tha info lene, Presentation pe nahi, logon ke
chehre dekhne!
Yeh 'people skills' ka karta tha poora use, Har gossip ke piece ko
banata tha breaking news!
Roadmap pe kam, logon pe dhyaan zyaada, Har department se iska tha
pakka waada! "
Main laaunga khabar, tum dena masala," Yeh PM nahi, office ka
news-wala!
Chai pe charcha, coffee pe khulasa, Yeh CPO nahi, banega 'Chief
Gossip Officer', saala!
Sach bolun, tere network ke aage, Saare LinkedIn connections fail
hain dhaage!
Tu CPO banega, humko hai vishwas, Kyunki tere paas hai, har bande
ka itihas!
Nayi company join karke, in your first week, Tu wahan ke power
politics ko kar dega leak!
That's your real talent, your master plan, The People's PM, the
gossip man!
Chal jaa, Mr.
Future CPO, jaa lele apni seat.
Yeh office ab soona lagega, the grapevine will miss a beat.
Seriously man, aakhri baar, kai bolto?
Jokes apart, you'll be missed.
Ab jaa, jeet lo!
Peace out.